I am TuanAnh Vu, and I jam ferrsureeeee.
05.19.11 ♥ 3
So as I pass through my thoughts that I categorized into categories (or of some type of organizational manner), I stumbled upon a lost artifact. This artifact that is so rare and so sought after is my balls. I lost it one hot summer afternoon about four NBA championships and some weeks after. It caused me to lose all testicular fortitude. This caused me to have an influx in “bitch”. No that I have found them again you all can rest assure that my “man”-strual cycle is completely gone. YAROOH!!! Alright, I’m gonna go ride a dolphin across Hampton Boulevard. Have one delightful afternoon, and remember don’t ever lose your balls…
Stay Still
Stay still in the middle of the night and try to keep quiet
A sudden burst in nervousness could ruin everything at hand
Why do your ears demand an explaination?
It’s all in the suspense of waiting.
Now we crawl through the window and try to steady our breath
You say, “Excuse me, I am sorry about the mess.
I didn’t expect you to come over quite yet.
But to my surprise I appreciate your arrival here.”
Now up the stairs to her bedroom I soon find myself in a love nest
I love it
I can’t stop to think with all this breathing
Now we get undress, and press me up against the wall, I am speechless
You kiss my neck and whisper, “I gets better from here.”
I have been ready for tonight
So baby, turn off the lights and get comfortable with me.
I have been waiting for tonight
so baby, so baby get comfortable with me.
So I am tangled up in your arms and holding on, as if I’m falling away from you
I lean in to slip in a few words
I tell you, “Darling you are the lover of mine even before we got covered in the absence of light.”
Tonight I want you to stay wrapped up in sheets with me
I don’t want to lose this feeling
I don’t want to lose you
I don’t care if they find out about us,
I don’t care if they find out about this love.
We lay there with our clothes off and honest about everything
I am willing to risk anything for you
I am willing too.
We exchange our words with a glare in a glance
We make a promise
You held on tight.
I have been ready for tonight
So baby turn off the lights and get comfortable with me.
I have been waiting for tonight
So baby, so baby get comfortable with me.
I have been ready for tonight
So baby turn off the lights and get comfortable with me.
I will show you the love tonight
So baby, so baby get comfortable with me…
Sweetness
You,
You are ever so sweet
Your sweetness leaves me hanging so carelessly wanting more
You,
You have some kind of divine beauty that says these lips have so many stories from the guys before.
So why do you put yourself out there like that?
Slur your speech while these guys pick up your tab and take you home.
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
I,
I am a touch bittersweet
I have modernized the word chivalry, keeping class and steez.
But I,
I know you better than you think
Crack a smirk, to a smile, give you a wink
Yeah, make you weak.
So why do I like to play you like that?
Get you nervous, you don’t know how to react. Yeah, just stay sweet right next to me.
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
Why don’t you come leave with me answer to your body?
A glass of fine wine while I dim the lights enjoy the night.
I smell your perfume, let’s go to my room, let’s do what we’ll do…
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
This night get caught up in the lights with the cleverly recited lines like its your first time getting so reckless.
1) shirt…
2) shoes…
3) trousers…
4) belt…
5) socks…
5 things you would say to 5 different people:
1) what’s up?
2) don’t forget about the annexation of puerto rico…
3) nah wut im sayun?
4) opa!!!
5) yuh, das how et goez…
5 wishes you could have:
1) better (not nicer) car…
2) a sandwich from jersey mike’s or route 58…
3) finished demo…
4) new guitar…
5) more wishes…
5 people you envy:
1) teppei teranishi…
2) matthew robinson…
3) jacob marshall…
4) chubs…
5)justin beiber…
5 favorite colors:
1) bright yellow…
2) pot o’ gold yellow…
3) bold yellow…
4) macaroni yellow…
5) white…
I forgot to do these the past couple days. This is me catching up:
5 Pet Peeves
I don’t like it when people don’t spell things out…
There is a proper way for you to place toilet paper when restocking it…
There should never be carrots in my spaghetti…
Just because you are talking louder does not mean you are right…
It bothers me when the volume on a television or radio is not divisible by the number 3…
5 favorite foods
1) steak…
2) tacos…
3) gal bi (korean short ribs)…
4) chicken vindaloo…
5) haribo gummi bears…
This is in no specific order…
5 things you cannot live without
1) God…
2) music…
3) guitar…
4) high socks…
5) iphone… (that is so sad)
Now that I am caught up I think I can feel better about it all :)
This is weird telling you guys about myself, but I guess I shall do it…
-My name is TuanAnh Vu, but I go by 2non Vu…
-I am Vietnamese but I was born in Malaysia in a refugee camp…
-I like sarcastic conversations…
-I like wearing button up shirts…
-yarooh! nah means…
Ok, this is what it is. So it seems that I kinda suck at starting these new web things so I am making a promise to myself to actually try. This is complete senselessness and foolishness because when people read this I doubt they will care. Nonetheless, I must put this out as a note to self. Cool. Now that I have done this self act by writing to myself I think I can move on to better things…
Dear people,
Listen to my music please.
Thank you,
2non Vu
